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im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
socially-awkward-supervillian:
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah
(Source: fruitbatties)
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden
(Source: slothwrestling)
HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY!
do not delete the text below only the pictures show up on your blog
Hello so as you can see I am doing another giveaway but with different items. I want to help someone that needs these items more than I do. I have barely used these items above and know other people can get good use out of it! I have done other giveaways in the past and they were really successful so i’m really excited to be doing this one! (:
GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY 24TH, 2013
Rules:
Must be following snuggul (previously zaoe)
NO LIKES(you will be disqualified)Reblog as much as you’d like (I am keeping track of how many times you reblog the post)
I am shipping internationally and for free so anyone can participate (:
I am using a random generator to pick the winner!
if you have any questions ask me here
Items:
Canon Camera- $1,700
Psp- $100
Chi Straightener- $100
Blow Dryer- $40
Chi Wand- $110
Victoria Secrets bag- $60
Vera Bradley make up bag (full of make-up)- $40-50
Victoria Secrets make-up kit- $40
Clinique make up bag full of make up- $40-50
Jewelry (earrings & braclets)- $30
Perfume (VS & Rue 21)- $45
Sunglasses- $10
Books (Hunger Games, Maximum Ride series, Summer boys series, Twilight, Paper town)- $50-60
Cheetah scarf- $10
Gold belt- $10
Young & Wreckless shirt (M)- $15
Tribal crop-top (M)- $20
Reindeer sweater (L)- $40
Silk floral shirt (M)- $40
Polka d shirt (M)- $45
Strapless floral shirt (M)- $45
Pink short sleeve (L)- $40
One shoulder white shirt (S)- $45
One shoulder floral shirt (S)- $45
“Pink” Victoria Secrets (S)- $55
Plaid Peacoat (M)- $60
Black strapless dress (6)- $80
Gold slip-ons (size- 9)- $15
Black studded heels (size- 8)- $75
Flipflops (both size 9)- $25
Total: $3,155
Apparently you guys like it when I put rap songs over the Gravity Falls so have another one of those.
Also I searched ‘dipper pines twerking’ to try and find art to throw on this and I couldn’t find any I’m seriously disappointed in you internet.
I did it.
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere
(Source: 1ddoingthings)
This is how I’d play chess
I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY
HOLY SHIT
